You see, we have a little fantasy league called Defense Wins Championships, wherein myself, Snuffles, Ryan, and August all start teams of entirely defensive players. Yeah, we're all going to make the playoffs. But this league has made us all experts in great defensive play. Especially me.
So, without further ado, I'd like to present the Armchair Superstar Sean Taylor Memorial First Quarter Defensive Player of the Year Awards!
Best Safety: Darren Sharper, New Orleans. Even at age 33, Sharper is turning in quarter-season for the ages. 5 INT, 5 Passes Defensed, .5 Sack, 2 TD
Best Cornerback: Charles Woodson, Green Bay. Somebody tell me where the NFL's DB's are stashing their fountain of youth. 3 INT, 3 PD, TD
Best LB: Patrick Willis, San Francisco. My top player in fantasy, Willis is making Coach Singletary proud. 29 tackles, 2.5 sack, 2 INT, 2 PD, TD.
Best DE: Jared Allen, Minnesota. What a beast. Wow. 6.5 sack, 3 fumbles forced, safety, 14 tackles.
Honorable Mentions: Denver's Elvis Dumervil, David Harris of the New York Jets.
AAAAAAAND... the First Quarter Defensive POY? Darren Sharper! Please contact us at ACSS Headquarters to claim your prize package.
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