Happy Jay Cutler Day!

One year ago today, the impossible became a reality. The Bears landed a franchise QB. Regardless of what anyone says I still believe that he is. His numbers are similar to many great QB's in their fourth year, like Peyton Manning. I think you'll see him look great this year, sort of like he did in the last two games last year. In commemoration of this great day I'd like to reminisce for a little bit on where I was when the trade happened:

I had just come back from I cannot remember where. I had been constantly refreshing webpages to see if there was any news. After all, there were rumors out there that we were a suitor. So, I walked up to my computer after coming back from where ever I was and as I hit refresh on KFFL.com's "Hot of the Wire" page and I see breaking news: Bears Trade for Jay Cutler. I pull out my phone to text everyone I know. Immediately as I pull out my phone Steve, our fellow ACSS poster, texted me something along the line of "Bears trade for Jay Cutler." Then my brother, then my cousin (who isn't even all that into football). Then I knew I had to run to call my now fiancé, Annette (who I post as on here sometimes... oops). As I ran I had to go to the bathroom real bad. Keep in mind I'm in my law school's library. So, I'm running, and I'm farting out loud with each step I take. Of course I ignore it. I call Annette, and she already knows... dang. I spent the rest of the day getting texts from people I forgot to text and celebrating with Steve the day we traded for Jay Cutler! 4/2/2009 Will Always have a place in my heart!

Extreme Makeover QB Edition

I'll be the first to say screw Tom Brady and his perfect life of being rich/multi Super Bowl MVP/NFL MVP/Knocker-upper of beautiful actresses and models. There's Tony Romo, who tainted my dream-woman Carrie Underwood, and then toyed with Jessica Simpson so bad she got fatter than Orlando Pace. And then there's over-rated former USC QB Mark 'Dirty' Sanchez posing with SI Swimsuit model Hilary Rhoda in GQ:


But look out ladies, there's a new model QB in town. One whose pancreas might not be functioning properly, but I digress.

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This look says: "Yea I've got low blood sugar, what of it?"

And the women of Chicago thought they were safe with Rex gone...

(Via Deadspin , Michigan Avenue Magazine)

ESPN: Return of the Nar-Nars

For whatever reason ESPN has decided to allow David Flemming to write articles in their magazine. In his most recent article, he spends his time chastising Jay Cutler (Insider required). He had this to say about Jay:

"When Cutler gets this way, and he gets this way often, he looks a bit like an annoyed viper -- with a frat boy haircut and a slight double chin."

He also talks about how he is like Jeff George. All this does is make me question ESPN's intentions. Isn't it likely that this guy never writes this article if McDaniels didn't do what he does best (which is clearly destroy a team) and Cutler stayed in Denver? ESPN would probably be calling Cutler the next great QB. I highly doubt they would be comparing him to Jeff George. Really though, when you start comparing him to Jeff George it really shows how little you truly know about football. After Jeff George's first three seasons in the NFL he had thrown for 7,025 yards 33 TDs and 40 Interceptions. In Jay's first three seasons he has thrown for 9,024 yards 54 TDs and 37 Ints. Him, 2,000 more yards 20 more TDs with 3 less interceptions, oh yeah and he has started 2 less games in that same time period. Somehow I think Jay Cutler is a little more talented.

So why do they keep calling him names, such as Jeff George? Maybe it is because (as Steve noted) they actually do hate Jay Cutler. Did you know that Brett Favre has never thrown for as many yards as Jay Cutler did last year? I mean honestly, ESPN is clearly hate mongering. They do nothing but babble on and on about how bad Cutler is, whats wrong with him, how could the Bears make that stupid trade. I'll tell you what ESPN, I'll start listening to your opinions when you actually show me that you aren't the world's leader in crappy journalism and illiterate personalities (Who really thinks that Mark Schlereth can read?).



Why don't we just throw the truth out there: Jay Cutler has put up better numbers in his first three years (of actual play) than Brett Favre, John Elway, Drew Brees, and Tom Brady. So, lets just call him what he just might be: This generations premiere QB. So, ESPN stop being so dumb(?) To be honest, I cannot remember what was actually here, or if this was actually the end of the post. Oh well, ESPN you have downsyndrome; end of story.

Does ESPN Hate Jay Cutler?

Now, before I begin writing this, I am very very very pro Cutler. He was my favorite non-Bear last season and I have enjoyed him in college. But does ESPN hate Jay Cutler?

In the 2-3 weeks since camp has started ESPN has way overblown two of his quotes.

First quote:

Denver is a 6 while Chicago is a 9.

Now this can seem to be like he’s putting Denver down, and if you read just that one line quote it does sound like a bitter player dising his old team. ESPN stirred up a frenzy with this and discussed for hours on a Thursday and Friday calling Cutler immature. This also got the city of Denver all worked up about it, now complaining about Cutler. Hell even the Sports Guy commented about it in a podcast. But his comments where based on what he heard from ESPN, who again just took this one line of quote and over analyzed it to kingdom come. The thing that shocks me, is that Cutler said this quote on Chicago’s ESPN Radio 1000. It occurred on their mid-day show Waddle and Silvy which I am a regular listener. It was a Monday and they were live at camp and were lucky enough to have Cutler join them. I listened to the entire interview and thought nothing spectacular was said just some good laughs and some Jay Cutler love. Thursday the ESPN storm clouds start forming and they start coming down on Cutler for his quote (So much for timely reporting). The problem was, they just used that quote, had they listened to the whole thing, or even the 1 minute leading up to that quote they would have realized he wasn’t putting down Denver. The entire conversation leading up to this quote was about Bears training camp and the atmosphere around training camp. Everyone and there sister could tell you that Bears fans are in a frenzy around Cutler and were super excited to see camp start. They broke their attendance record for camp. So while discussing what the camp atmosphere was like, Cutler said his 6 and 9 quote. Having never been to Denver’s camp, but I’m guessing in the time since Cutler has been there, there was never a camp like this one for obvious reasons. These types of camps only come with big signings or Championship seasons. So yeah, I bet 2009 Bears training camp has outshined all his other camps. He’s not trying to put Denver down, he was trying to express how crazy Chicagoans are going for him. I bet you anyone in Denver could have told you that Chicagoans are going crazier in camp this season then they ever have.

Second Quote:

Devin Hester is a go get it WR not a go up and get it WR.

Cutler got ESPN in a flurry about this too. The talking heads started making comments about how he threw his WR under the bus or what a terrible leader he is. What? Really? Maybe Cutler could have worded it better, but that’s a big assumption. Cutler was trying to say something along the lines of, in Denver I had guys like Marshall who, when I needed to force a throw, I could throw it up, and he would out jump everyone and catch it. Now that I’m here in Chicago, I shouldn’t throw it high cuase Hester won’t do that, I should throw it as far as I can cause Hester is the only one who has a chance to catch it. Cutler was putting the blame on himself and saying he needs to get used to his players and here’s how he’s going to get better. Not, Hester needs to do a better job of jumping, or GM needs to get me better WRs or throwing anyone under the bus. No, he was breaking down a play for the media, and the talking heads decided to dissect every last piece of it.



Now I might be lumping ESPN too much with Mark Sclerth. Why does Mark Schlerth hate Jay Cutler? (It pains me to rip into a fellow o-lineman who is usually so insightful). But since day 1 Mark has been tearing into this deal. He said the Bears are worse from the trade they made? HOW? We gave away 2 #1 picks a #2 and Orton. So with our 2009 draft pick we drafted Jay Cutler. So now it looks like we gave away a #1 and a #2. Two unproven players who have a 50% chance of never being good. Who doesn’t make this trade. But Stink had his feelings hurt that anyone would ever want to leave Denver (where if you ever listened to him, he played with one of the greatests QBs of all time so he is the expert on great QBs now not O-line play, if you have a great QB you never have to worry about it as an o-lineman, o did he mention he played with one of the greatest QBs? I honestly think he has that on his Business card).

So Ok, I understand, maybe the two players turn out and Cutler is just average whatever the deal might not work out, but he continues to attack Cutler on the stupidest things. Just get over it and move on buddy seriously.

So I guess I’ll leave it at that so I don’t upset ESPN too much and they threaten to remove the chip from my brain.