Wednesday, January 13, 2010

Lane Kiffin: Ultimate Scumbag

Seriously, I think Lane just took the title from such legendary coaching scum as Bobby Petrino, Nick Saban, or... who else defines the word "mercenary?"

Kiffin did more trash talking in his fourteen months at Tennessee than Michael Jordan did in the average NBA season. And that's really saying something.

I'm so proud of the UT fans for rioting in the streets tonight and burning Kiffin in effigy. This is about the most obvious betrayal of a fan base, ever. Ever.

I hope your trophy wife leaves you for Pete Carroll, Lane.


  1. ESPN TV is now reporting he told some of his players not to go to class so it will be easier for them to transfer to Southern Cal. Sounds like a coach I want.

  2. Pat Forde: "My first thought was, you've GOT to be kidding me."

  3. How long till Kiffin starts picking fights with Pac-10 coaches?

  4. "I cant wait until we beat Florida and stay up all night singin' rocky top."-D-Bag

  5. @Tim: Maybe LaGarrette Blount can punch him postgame?

    @Dan: I kinda doubt he ever learned Rocky Top all the way through.

  6. Good to see the ACSS premire of Dan! how's that history of Dictionary class going taking up a lot of time? Too much time to post an article? HAHA, your still probably bitter from finsihing 2nd in points and missing the fantasy playoffs